Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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