OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Spinning.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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