I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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