member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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