You don't have asthma, your pregnant
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
its liver damage thursday
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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