:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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