Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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