if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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