I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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