There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You're a waste of cheezeits
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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