these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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