We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Text me some of your sweat
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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