bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
You did what with his pubic hair?
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