They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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