Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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