Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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