He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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