How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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