As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
So much rum. So many feels.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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