once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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