I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Four minutes until I can fart!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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