new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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