M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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