i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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