I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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