I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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