she looked like the before picture.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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