yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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