dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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