yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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