I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How does one acquire holy water?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
