just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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