She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
