Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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