i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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