I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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