I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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