do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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