Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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