He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i've created a new STD.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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