do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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