Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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