I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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