god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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