god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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