Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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