SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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