is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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