STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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