its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
worst night to have a conscience
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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