his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
My dick has a subreddit
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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