i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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