and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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