Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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