We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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