Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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