I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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