Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I supernannyed him into submission
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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